"What was that? Oh my god, what was that?" "I would guess, to judge from the loud clanking and the bumpy ride, it was the lift breaking down in some way." "Oh god! Oh god! No! God!" "Are you OK?" "What's going to happen? How will they get us out? Do you think we'll fall? We'll fall won't we? Oh my god." "No. The lift won't fall. They're very much designed with not falling in mind." "I can feel the walls closing in. I suffer from claustrophobia you know, I could have a panic attack at any moment. Oh god. Someone's got to get us out. How can you be so calm? We might run out of air." "We're not going to run out of air. Look, there are ventilation holes." "I knew I shouldn't have come out. My horoscope warned me. Why do these things always happen to me? I was late to coffee morning w...